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How I Spent My Weekend

Imelda Marcos is all sipping on a Tab, looking in her closet trying to pick out a pair of shoes for the Thompson Twins concert and discovers her favorite pair of pink, emerald-encrusted pumps are gone. So she hooks a Tandy security camera up to her Coleco ADAM computer to figure out who's taking her shoes and sure enough, three days later she catches Geraldine Ferraro in there, just taking shoes left and right like she's a Smurf in Gargamel's lab. So Imelda busts in there, going, "Where's the beef?" And Geraldine is all, like, "There you go again!" And they're totally about to go at it like Joan Collins and Linda Evans when Billy Crystal walks in and goes "You look mahvellous." It was awesome.