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An expulsive extension of
Shock? Yes. Awe? Shucks. Multitalented and multitasking Kevin Moore, newly saddled with the pressures, responsibilities, and waste management opportunities of Blaby Daddydom has invited me, of all people, to come onboard as a regular contributor to the esteemed and venerable Blog of Blarg. Let me make a promise right here and now: I'm no conquering general out to squash this sweet and fertile land under the heel of my all-conquering boot. My only god-given mission in this target of tantalizing opportunity is to supplement the meaty meals of mind-nourishing metanalysis set down here by the dudely Moore with sporadic injections of a little thing I like to call "Vitamin P3" (Pinkham Puppy Power. Watch for it! It's going to be Must-Get Internet.) One final note: I have recognized with quivering envy the power of Kevin's mindbombingly cute Blaby posts to win over the hearts and minds of even the most hardened of Sean Hannity Fan Club devotees. Unfortunately, I have no Blaby pics to share with you at the moment, as I have no Blaby, let alone a Blaby Mama. So, for now, I can offer you only this: a picture of me as I spend every night, waiting for Blabies to fall into my homemade Blaby Trap.
I regret nothing.
Posted by: Kevin Moore at March 19, 2004 08:51 PMThat's Blaby ™. Don't forget it (or the Lawyers get pissed)!
Posted by: patrick at March 19, 2004 09:24 PMYou have been assimilated.
("One Blog to rule them all, and in the darknes bind them." I think that's somewhere in the appendices of the Silmarrillion - or the Necronomicon, I forget exactly which. Whatever, it's still as true now as it was then.)
Welcome aboard, Pinky! Dose me early and often with your VP3...
Posted by: Martial at March 21, 2004 03:44 AMThank you for the welcome, Martial! And thank you to again Kevin... I am strangely liking this.
Posted by: J. Pinkham at March 21, 2004 10:57 PMlol. Stellar introduction and truly funny 'Blaby tm.' trap.
Posted by: Kim at March 22, 2004 12:39 AMOne hint, Pinky... you must bait the Blaby trap. I have found that small rattley things, rags full of spit-up, and of course, boobies, are very attractive to the wild Blaby. You should have success in trapping one if you utilize one of these tried-and-true baits. Taming them and dear god, housetraining them, are completely different subjects about which I truly know nothing.
Posted by: Jenn Moore at March 23, 2004 12:20 PMROFL. Thanks Jenn, pepsi right out the nose.
Posted by: at March 24, 2004 12:48 AM